Sorry about that last post... I sound jaded, not entertaining. I know I need to work on my frustration level when it comes to things like that.
So, I promised to entertain...
I work for Sherwin-Williams Paint stores, in Newburgh, NY.  Our store has been open almost 3 years now (Yay!). One Saturday, a guy walked in the front door, glanced around and said, "I'm looking for a charger for my phone...?" 
I looked at my co-worker and then back at the guy and said, "I'm sorry, this is a paint store, the Verizon store moved 3 years ago, it's down the street on the left." 
He looked at me and then said, "Oh, thanks," and turned around and left.  I burst out laughing! I mean he looked around first! Didn't he NOTICE it was a paint store?! 
Things like that happen and I just shake my head.